Spoonerisms

Everything's in alphabetical order here.
If you think of more, let me know.

A

A Dart in the Shock
A Dot in the Shark
A Shart in the Dock
A Shot in the Dark

B

Bailing Trump
Trailing Bump

Bail Stag
Stale Bag

Bake your Bread
Break your Bed

Band Hag
Handbag

Bank Robber
Rank Bobber

Bare and Wet
Wear and Bet

Bathroom
Wrath Boom

Bay Doors
Day Boars / Day Bores

B-Chord
Keyboard

Beach Pole / Beach Poll / Beach Pull
Peach Bowl / Peach Bull

Beak but Wetter
Weak but Better

Bed Rail
Red Bail

Bedroom
Red Boom

Beer is a Hag
Here is a Bag

Bee Tag
Tea Bag

Beet Hill
Heat Bill

Bench Fred
French Bed

Bend Sack
Send Back

Best Wank
West Bank

Biking Hoots
Hiking Boots

Bill Gates
Gill Bates

Bitchin' and Cath[eter(ize)]
Kitchen and Bath

Bitch Rooks
Rich Books

Blind Mower
Mind Blower

Blip Chord / Blip Cord
Clipboard

Blows in Room
Rose in Bloom

Boat Nook
Notebook

Bob Ross
Rob Boss

Bob Saget
Sob Bag It

Boney Ped
Pony Bed

Booger Shawl
Sugar Ball

Booger Sheet
Sugar Beet

Bookcase
Cook Base

Booper Sole / Booper Soul
Superbowl

Boot Lag
Loot Bag

Borehole
Whore Bowl / Whore Bull

Bo Snored
Snowboard

Bound a Fag
Found a Bag

Bound a Route
Roundabout

Bra Lakers
Law Breakers

Buck Dill
Duckbill

Bum Place
Plumbase / Plum Base / Plumb Base

Bunny Phone
Funny Bone

Bunt to Frack
Front to Back

Butter Flat
Flutter Bat

Butterfly
Flutter By

Buzzfeed / Buzz Feed
Fuzz Bead

C

Cake Shop
Shake Cop

Call Smoke
Small Coke

Candle with Hair / Candle with Hare
Handle with Care

Carry Him
Harry Kim

Cash Dam
Dash Cam

Chicken Pen
Pickin' Chin

Chopsticks
Stop Chicks

Chris Hayes
Hiss Craze

Clear as Day
Dear as Clay

Cloak the Stench
Stoke the Clench

Clump and Trenton
Trump and Clinton

Coconut Palm
Poke a Nut Calm

Cop Porn
Popcorn

Cop Show
ShopKo

Cost Laws
Lost Cause

Cozy Pony
Posey Coney

Crack a Joke
Jack a Croak

D

Dan and Patty
Pan and Daddy

Dead Fish
Fed Dish

Deep Water
Weep, Daughter!

Deer in the Headlights
Here in the Deadlights

Dick and Qwerty
Quick and Dirty

Dig with a Pick
Pig with a Dick

Docking Wed
Walking Dead

Dog Food
Fog Dude

Do Not
New Dot

Donkey Pog
Ponky Dog

Dragonshy
Shag n' Dry

Dumb Thrive
Thumb Drive

Dump Truck
Trump Duck

E

Ears in your Ties
Tears in your Eyes

'Ello, Fartist!
Fellow Artist

F

Face Money
Mace Funny

Fart Stewed
Start Food

Fat Healed
Hatfield

Ferris n' Horde
Harrison Ford

Fig Tree
Trig Fee

Filed Wire
Wild Fire

Filly Seller
Silly Feller

Fit Spire
Spitfire

Flapjacks
Jap Flacks / Jap Flax

Fluttershy
Shutterfly

Fodder Wilter
Water Filter

Foe Near
No Fear

Fog Lights
Log Fights

Fold Email
Old Female

Follow your Heart
Hollow your Fart

Folly Wisher
Wally Fisher

Foresight
Sore Fight

Fred Meyer
Med Frier

Full Weight
Wool Fate

Funky Place
Plunky Face

G

Gapped Rift
Wrapped Gift

Get Pills
Pit Gills

Gold Oat
Old Goat

Gold Ore
Old Gore

Golly Lag
Lollygag

Guy's Week
Wise Geek

H

Habit Role / Habit Roll
Rabbit Hole

Had Mouse
Madhouse

Hand Soap
Sand Hope

Hark Mammal
Mark Hamill

Head and Shoulder
Shed and Holder

Hefty Lot
Lefty Hot

Hen-Grown Air
In-Grown Hair

He-Socks
Seahawks

Hiccup Pay
Pick Up Hay

Hindsight
Signed Height

Honey Bowl
Bunny Hole

Hope in a Roll
Rope in a Hole

Hurl Barber
Pearl Harbor

Hush n' Rack
Russian Hack

I

Ick and Queasy
Quick and Easy

J

Jump from a Train
Trump from a Jane

K

Kale Marrier / Kale Merrier
Mail Carrier

Keys and Parrots
Peas and Carrots

Kipper
Picker

Kissing Mops
Missing Cops

L

Lack of Pies
Pack of Lies

Lee Weeks
Wee Leaks / Wee Leeks / We Leeks

M

Mail Tricks / Male Tricks
Trail Mix

Making Sure
Shaking Myrrh

Merry Pacin'
Perry Mason

Missing Payer
Pissing Mare / Pissing Mayor

Mould Ale
Old Mail / Old Male

N

No Tail / No Tale
Toenail

O

P

Pair of Shoes
Shares of Poo / Shares of Pooh

Parasailin'
Sarah Palin

Pea Sort / Pee Sort
Seaport

Pea Soup / Pee Soup
Sea Poop / See Poop

Pea Tardy / Pee Tardy
Tea Party

Piling Stony
Styling Pony

Pinned Tweet
Twinned Pete

Pin Tweaks
Twin Peaks

Ponytail / Pony Tail / Pony Tale
Tony Pail

Power Shot
Shower Pot

Q

R

Rhymeless Test
Timeless Rest

Right Wing
White Ring

Rinser Speed
Spencer Reid

Runny Sock
Sunny Rock

S

Say Wicker
Way Sicker

Shake a Tower
Take a Shower

Sharp as a Tack
Tarp as a Shack

Show and Tell
Toe and Shell / Tow and Shell

Sick for Weeks
Wick for Seeks

Skritt Trap
Tit Scrap

Sweet Tent
Tweet Sent

T

The Bird and the Worm
The Word and the Berm

The Docking Wed
The Walking Dead

The Philly Wire
The Willie Fire / The Willy Fire

Two Hoots
Who Toots

U

Underwear
Wonder Air

V

W

X

Y

Z